Ewoks Spell Doom

In the third entry on an MSN.com Lifestyle list of ways guys knew that that special someone was not "the one", and Ewoks seem to have a hand in it...
"Leaving the movie theater with you, I spotted a Star Wars poster. Like a complete nerd, I floated the ultimate romantic trial balloon: "Hey, look — they're re-releasing Star Wars," I said nonchalantly, as if it was no big deal and not, you know, the biggest deal ever. To which you said, "I love Star Wars." And that's when I thought, OMG, maybe you are The One. Then you said, "The Ewoks are the best! So adorable!" Not The One."

Jar-Jar fan, maybe, but really? Ewoks? You break up with her over EWOKS!?